I'm on campus as of now. I got in a fight with my cats this morning, so I'm covered in orange hair. When the get upset they spontaneously begin to shed explosively. Like porcupines or grenades.
As I speak, there is a man-made ski slope next to the bell tower, complete with man-made snow. It would seem that there's a rail jam for snowboarders. I think they're trying to sell something. They've attracted about 100 spectators, briefly including the author. Personally, I'm only interested in watching a bunch of idiots fall over while trying to snowboard in the middle of Philadelphia. Let's say I have a bit of a sadistic streak.
Anyway, Fox News is here, so look out for it.
I'm trying to get a job at Amnesty International. Wish me luck.
(Mostly) Sincerely, Charlotte.
About Me
- Charlotte Lacrym
- I'm a college student in Philadelphia, and this will be my arena to vent, rant and generally whine. I will also discuss my cats, Mo and Samwise, who are my babies, as well as my small but prestigious knife collection, what I'm reading, and what the Communists and the government have done to ruin our day. I'm also a borderline Catholic, and am obsessed with zombies, Les Miserables, Pink Floyd, Star Wars and Fight Club. Overall, I'm a pretty eclectic person. And if you're nice I'll share my haikus. Talking to the world/ What a strange phenomenon/ This is called a blog.
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